Why was Marcus in the Slab?

Ok just thought I would throw this question out there to see what reasons people could come up with, I DO NOT WANT THE REAL REASON POSTED IN CASE SOMEONE HASNT READ THE BOOKS AND I DONT WANT IT RUINED, if you do post the real reason I will edit it to something I feel fits, lol, you have been warned.


So why was he in prison? What did he do that was so bad Hoffman was willing to let him die in there?! The funnier the answer the better.

Coz Marcus was banging Anya and Hoffman was her secret stalker.

The Hoff used to spy on her with binoculars and sneek into her room to sniff her used knickers.

The straw that broke the camels back was that one time the Hoff had been up to his usual tricks but didn't realise that Marcus had been wearing Anyas underware (he's kinky like that). Naturally the Hoff got pissed and banged Marcus up for life.

Publik NME no1 wrote:

Coz Marcus was banging Anya and Hoffman was her secret stalker.

The Hoff used to spy on her with binoculars and sneek into her room to sniff her used knickers.

The straw that broke the camels back was that one time the Hoff had been up to his usual tricks but didn't realise that Marcus had been wearing Anyas underware (he's kinky like that). Naturally the Hoff got pissed and banged Marcus up for life.

that's brilliant!!!

Publik NME no1 wrote:

Coz Marcus was banging Anya and Hoffman was her secret stalker.

The Hoff used to spy on her with binoculars and sneek into her room to sniff her used knickers.

The straw that broke the camels back was that one time the Hoff had been up to his usual tricks but didn't realise that Marcus had been wearing Anyas underware (he's kinky like that). Naturally the Hoff got pissed and banged Marcus up for life.

Or did the Hoff have secret feelings for Marcus and when he realised that Marcus had a thing for Anya then it was a case of 'if i can't have you noone will'

SnarlingCandy wrote:

Publik NME no1 wrote:

Coz Marcus was banging Anya and Hoffman was her secret stalker.

The Hoff used to spy on her with binoculars and sneek into her room to sniff her used knickers.

The straw that broke the camels back was that one time the Hoff had been up to his usual tricks but didn't realise that Marcus had been wearing Anyas underware (he's kinky like that). Naturally the Hoff got pissed and banged Marcus up for life.

Or did the Hoff have secret feelings for Marcus and when he realised that Marcus had a thing for Anya then it was a case of 'if i can't have you noone will'

I like Candy's spin on this one...

It didn't surprise me that Candy would put a spin on that story to turn Marcus and Hoffman gay, she has a thing for gay men..... I mean look at who she is married too!!!

BOOM!! feel the burn Publik!!!!

Why thank you Phenom

Dave very good!